

Stuck in a Rut
I’ve decided to stray from the beaten path just a little bit in this particular piece of profound and illegible literature. It’s always easy for me to write about the harrowing tales of escape from blood thirsty animals and the vile vomit inducing tales of dead creature removal but this time I would like to tell a tale of primal fear…fight or flight..you know the type of event that makes you rethink life choices or maybe just shake for hours afterwards uncontrollably because


Be Gentle... It's My First Time
Ok ok you bunch of perverts, the title of this story is a bit of a stretch. If you decided to read this because of the title you may have stumbled across the wrong blog…having said that..you will be very disappointed indeed. This is a story about my first wildlife removal job…ever! I had not even returned home from my 3 week training boot camp in Atlanta yet (boot camp is a conservative description). Mind you I had no uniform or any other products in my truck except a few squ


The Vengeful One
I see animals every day. They come in all different shapes and sizes and are equipped with their own unique instincts and habits. Over the course of many years I have developed a particular set of skills that allows me to predict what these animals will do based on my experience with them. However, every now and again I encounter an animal that strays from the norm. Animals that are sick or injured can be unpredictable. I have seen this time and time again and am aware of wha


Boog the Mysterious "Big Ass Lizard"
I will be the first to admit that I am not always on the same “mental plane” as my customers. In a service related field I am able to meet different people from all walks of life. Some of the people I meet are really “out there”. It is my duty as a professional to stick to the task at hand and listen to my customer no matter what they say without showing a single judgmental facial expression or any other physical signals that show my true thoughts…that they are indeed bat shi


The Opossum and the Pudding
This is my First official entry in what I hope will be a vast collection of stories from the field. A day in the life of a wildlife removal specialist is usually never dull! I have literally serviced thousands of customers and handled thousands of different wildlife removal cases throughout the many years that I have been in this line of work. When you think about it, it’s pretty much impossible to have the same exact situation twice. Every home is built differently. I have b